Leave it to The Soup to include not one but two literally references in a single show. Commenting on Paris Hilton’s latest high-profile mishap, host Joel McHale said:
In other car wreck news, four figurative car wrecks were in a literal car wreck outside a nightclub.
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Kids today… they love the MTV. Even better than watching MTV is appearing on MTV — but you’ll have to do something outrageous to get noticed. Amelia decided that peeing her pants was a great way to exhibit her talents, and the producers of MTV’s Next were so impressed by her use of literally […]
In a recent episode of South Park, Stan accidentally plows a boat into a beaver dam, flooding a nearby city. The South Park citizens set about laying blame, while victims of the flood fruitlessly wait for assistance. Everything is blamed for causing the flood: people driving SUVs, George Bush, global warming… even the “Crab People”.
Finally Stan […]
The actual headline was “Suspect Sought In Robbery, Hand Mutilation. Woman Loses Finger In Struggle With Thief” but the weird news website Fark.com turned it into the following:
Elderly woman literally gives robber the finger
Technically she didn’t give him the finger, but I think this is quite appropriate.
Bravo, Fark.com.
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literally give the bird
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From the inside jacket of The War on Christmas, a book that seeks to expose the vast liberal conspiracy against the holiday observed on December 25th:
Literally any sign of Christmas in public can now lead to complaints, litigation, angry protests, threats, and bruised feelings.
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