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literally her oyster

July 27th, 2009 by Fitz
oyster with Earth instead of pearl

[Sarah Palin] refuses to succumb to the “politics of personal destruction.” It’s no fun unless she’s the one aiming those poison darts, as she did when she accused Barack Obama of associating “with terrorists who targeted their own country.”

Sometimes, she explained, if you’re the star, you have to “call an audible and pass the ball” and leave at halftime, “so the team can win” somehow without you.

The maverick must run free when greener pastures beckon. The musher must jump out of the dogsled when warmer climes call. As Palin’s spokeswoman, Meg Stapleton, says, “The world is literally her oyster.

But just remember, beloved Alaska, it’s all about you.

Now, Sarah’s Folly (Thanks, Brian)

2 Responses to “literally her oyster”

  1. Laura Says:

    I hope I am nobody’s oyster, especially not hers! hehehe. Not the worst thing she or her spokespeople have said, though.

  2. Blueberry Says:

    It reminds me of this Despair.com Demotivator (http://www.despair.com/beauty.html) picturing a pearl:

    BEAUTY
    If you’re attractive enough on the outside,
    people will forgive you for being irritating to the core.

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