literally vice presidential (Biden)

August 25th, 2008 by Fitz

The following is a transcript of Senator Joseph R. Biden Jr’s remarks after being introduced as Senator Barack Obama’s vice-presidential running mate in Springfield, Ill.

Folks, again, it’s not political sloganary when I say we literally can’t afford four more years of this non- energy policy written by and for the oil companies, making us more and more dependent from hostile nations on our ability to run this country and literally, not figuratively, literally putting America’s security at risk, we can’t afford four more years of a foreign policy that has shredded our alliances and sacrificed our moral standing around the world.

The next President of the United States is going to be delivered to the most significant moment in American history since Franklin Roosevelt. He will have such an incredible opportunity, incredible opportunity, not only to change the direction of America, but literally, literally to change the direction of the world.

Ladies and gentlemen, we believe that our tomorrows will be better than our yesterdays, and we believe we’ll pass on to our children an even better life than the one we lived. That literally has been the American way, and it can be that way again.

Barack has the vision, and what you can’t forget, you know his vision, but let me tell you something. He also has the courage, the courage to make this a better place, and let me tell you something else, this man is a clear eyed pragmatist who will get the job done. I watch with amazement as he came to the Senate. I watch with amazement. He made his mark literally from day one reaching across the aisle to pass legislation to secure the world’s deadliest weapons, standing up to some of the most entrenched interests in Washington, risking the wrath of the old order to pass the most sweeping ethics reform in a generation.

Ladies and gentlemen, America gave Jill and me our chance. It gave Barack and Michelle their chance to stand on this stage today. It’s literally incredible.

I don’t know who this guy is. I don’t know his politics. But anyone who can use literally that many times in one speech has my vote.

(Thanks, everyone who submitted this!)

10 Responses to “literally vice presidential (Biden)”

  1. Fitz Says:

    There’s already a drinking game for Biden’s abuse of literally:
    http://twitter.com/pattychasevan/statuses/896736824

  2. patty Says:

    Oh! You linked to my tweet! I’m looking forward to Biden’s convention speech, and getting HAMMERED!

  3. Grant Says:

    I like Joe Biden okay, but I really hope that the Democrats win just so we can hear that much overuse of “literally” every day for another 4-8 years.

  4. Porlock Hussein Junior Says:

    I nominate Biden for the Political Self-Restraint Prize for this year. Look again: he did not say that the administration has literally shredded our alliances. I didn’t know any politician had such will power. And literacy. Gets my vote.

  5. Susan Says:

    Y’know, Superman could literally change the direction of the world… maybe we’re not seeing the forest for the trees.

  6. april Says:

    *Literally* change the direction of the world? OMG, the next president’s going to be Superman!

  7. EmEm Says:

    Oh god, he’s gonna literally change the direction of the world. We’re all gonna die then.

  8. Joanna Says:

    More from Biden: “”They don’t want to debate the issues with us,” he said Thursday in Louisville, Kentucky. “They don’t want to debate the issues … because they know they really literally don’t have a political leg to stand on.”
    Talk about lame ducks! No legs!

  9. Ben Says:

    We just played the drinking game with clips of speaches. I would like to hear his thoughts on heavy drinking as I feel in need to cut down after tonight.

  10. Terry_Jim Says:

    Drinking games are literally appropriate for this election.

    As someone wrote about the Presidential debates,
    “The Country is divided into two kinds of people;
    those who love whiskey, and those
    who need to learn to love whiskey.

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