literally on a roller coaster to hell
December 14th, 2007 by Fitz
Britney had a hit with “Toxic,” but now a toxic diet is taking a hit on Britney.
She loves her fast food and keeps Starbucks in business, but are her eating habits creating the bizarre Britney we’ve been seeing? Access Hollywood examines Britney’s toxic diet.
“When you take a look at Britney Spears and her behavior, it’s very frightening,” Dr. Timothy Brantley, a PhD who educates patients on the power of food, told Access. “She’s a person who’s completely addicted to sugar. This is like heroin for a junkie. She’s literally on a roller coaster to hell.”
(Thanks Ruby, Bonni, Jack, and Fandango)
January 2nd, 2008 at 11:27 am
Yes, Joel McHale featured that clip on the Soup and pointed out the misuse of “literally.”
January 2nd, 2008 at 1:27 pm
I saw that on “The Soup”! I was hoping they would put it on their YouTube channel, but no such luck (and I was too lazy to capture the video and use it here).
January 8th, 2008 at 11:48 am
You’ve been published! In the Oregonian’s “Edge” column (a satirical side column in the Living section), your remark about Britney’s plight was mentioned, and how I came across your site.
Hilarious and literally ingenious.
March 19th, 2008 at 6:31 pm
Which island nation gave this guy a Ph.D.? Or did he just change his last name to include those letters?
May 23rd, 2008 at 11:34 am
We can only wish.