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Archive for June, 2007

literally a shit-ton of iPhones

Saturday, June 30th, 2007

iPhone Availability Update
Um, of course they’re available. Jobs wouldn’t have promised one to every employee if they didn’t have a literal shit-ton (an actual unit of measurement, really!) of the things.

I kind of like this intentionally humorous mis-use of literally.
iPhone

literally involved down to splitting the atoms

Sunday, June 24th, 2007

literally stunned

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007

literally, literally, literally, literally

Wednesday, June 13th, 2007

literally put her heart on the page

Tuesday, June 12th, 2007