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literally crushed by a homosexual steamroller

Jerry Falwell (may he rest in… well, may he rest) provided this example of literally misuse:

Someone must not be afraid to say, ‘moral perversion is wrong.’ If we do not act now, homosexuals will own America! If you and I do not speak up now, this homosexual steamroller will literally crush all decent men, women, and children who get in its way … and our nation will pay a terrible price!”

Link (via The California Majority Report)

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2 Responses to “literally crushed by a homosexual steamroller”

1. John T Says:
   January 10th, 2008 at 1:40 am

   Mr. Falwell’s paranoid fantasy is literally fabulous. I’d love the chance to drive a homosexual steamroller, though. Maybe that English guy on the Dyson commercials will design one.

2. John Says:
   January 12th, 2008 at 12:53 pm

   Now there’s a philosophical question… if a hypothetical steamroller literally crushes you, do you get crushed?

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