literally slice the fourth amendment in half
March 14th, 2006 by Fitz

4th amendment shipping tape
You can put this shipping tape on your packages and your airplane luggage. Every time I fly, my luggage gets a card in it telling me how “for my protection” they have searched it.Now, when they open my luggage, they will have to literally slice the 4th amendment in half in order to do this.
Update: this is a correct use of literally!
Via BoingBoing, Dylan, and Rusty!
March 15th, 2006 at 1:10 pm
Niiiiice.
I’m going to show this to my family the next time we have to go somewhere.
April 3rd, 2006 at 2:25 pm
ok, so what’s wrong with this one? You are literally slicing a copy of the 4th ammendment, since it’s printed on the tape.
April 5th, 2006 at 9:08 am
@Adam: this was filed under “correct”. I’ll try to make that clear in the future.