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literally slice the fourth amendment in half

March 14th, 2006 by Fitz
samurai chopping a statue in half

4th amendment shipping tape
You can put this shipping tape on your packages and your airplane luggage. Every time I fly, my luggage gets a card in it telling me how “for my protection” they have searched it.

Now, when they open my luggage, they will have to literally slice the 4th amendment in half in order to do this.

Update: this is a correct use of literally!

Via BoingBoing, Dylan, and Rusty!

3 Responses to “literally slice the fourth amendment in half”

  1. Caphi Says:

    Niiiiice.

    I’m going to show this to my family the next time we have to go somewhere.

  2. Adam Says:

    ok, so what’s wrong with this one? You are literally slicing a copy of the 4th ammendment, since it’s printed on the tape.

  3. Fitz Says:

    @Adam: this was filed under “correct”. I’ll try to make that clear in the future.

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