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literally hold lives in their hands

February 10th, 2006 by Amber
a hand and a fat ass

From the web site of Atlanta podcaster Cup o’ Joe:

Those who have a lot of power and authority literally hold the lives of thousands, or even millions, of people in their hands.

Apologies to Joe, who is a friend of mine; but I’m going to have to see photographic evidence of these gargantuan hands of which he speaks.

Next, from another friend and fellow Atlanta blogger, The Muse:

I paid $30 to sweat my ass off last night. Literally.

Girl, whatchoo doin’ bloggin’? The ER is where you need to be!

Giant hands, melting asses… is there something in the water here in the ATL?

7 Responses to “literally hold lives in their hands”

  1. Fitz Says:

    Notice my skillful combination of the hand and ass theme in the image… thank you, thank you.

  2. Fitz Says:

    Atlanta bloggers in the house!!!

  3. Amber Says:

    Very nicely done.

  4. Fitz Says:

    You know what they say about a man with large hands…

    (he wears large gloves)

  5. Joe Vecchio Says:

    I was going to say that my head literally exploded when I saw this post, but that would be wrong, wouldn’t it?

  6. Jeff Says:

    Baby got back.

  7. wyatt Says:

    actually “literally sweating your ass off” makes pretty good sense. Melting the maximus is generally the lady’s exercisal (?) intent. Obviously she couldn’t sweat her ass through her pores, but in her context, “literally” is most reasonably interpreted to refer solely to the expression “i ____ed my ass off”, which is usually an obvious hyperbole, but in this case is only a mild exaggeration.

    Therefore, “literally” adds value to the sentence. Literally4.

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