literally bursting with blossoms
December 4th, 2005 by Amber
My mom sent me this scan from the Coldwater Creek catalog. The blurb describes the shirt as “literally bursting with blossoms.” They might want to have someone else proof their descriptions in the future; I’m sure no one wants to buy exploding clothing.
More clothing that looks like it might have exploded:

December 4th, 2005 at 10:18 pm
Apparently the writer has been sacked: the online description says “This cozy cotton flannel shirt is blooming with roses like a Cotswold garden.”
December 7th, 2005 at 11:31 am
I was thinking that maybe it’s for super bowl half times…