Comments on: literally beat a website http://literally.barelyfitz.com/2005/10/14/literally-beat-a-website/ An English language grammar blog tracking abuse of the word "literally" Tue, 01 Sep 2009 14:16:41 -0400 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 By: EL SERPENTO http://literally.barelyfitz.com/2005/10/14/literally-beat-a-website/comment-page-1/#comment-140 EL SERPENTO Mon, 14 Nov 2005 22:19:05 +0000 http://literally.barelyfitz.com/?p=54#comment-140 YOU SHOULD BE AFRAID OF ME BECAUSE I MONITOR ENTIRE INTERNET FOR PEOPLE WHO DO NOT THINK I AM BETTER THAN THEM! I CAN HOLD BREATH FOR ***45 SECONDS*** !!! THAT A WORLD RECORD AND ONLY KELP POWERS THAT I OWN (NOT FOR SALE) CAN MAKE THIS POSSIBLE. YOU ARE NOT ON MY HIT-LIST! YOU ARE ON MY KNEE-TO-THE-FACE-LIST! HA HA HA! VIVA EL SERPENTO! YOU SHOULD BE AFRAID OF ME BECAUSE I MONITOR ENTIRE INTERNET FOR PEOPLE WHO DO NOT THINK I AM BETTER THAN THEM! I CAN HOLD BREATH FOR ***45 SECONDS*** !!! THAT A WORLD RECORD AND ONLY KELP POWERS THAT I OWN (NOT FOR SALE) CAN MAKE THIS POSSIBLE. YOU ARE NOT ON MY HIT-LIST!

YOU ARE ON MY KNEE-TO-THE-FACE-LIST! HA HA HA!

VIVA EL SERPENTO!

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