literally beat a website
October 14th, 2005 by Fitz

You might think it’s impossible to literally beat a website, but somehow El Serpento pulls it off.
Okay, technically he is beating a representation of a website, but I’ll declare it a correct use of literally (only because I am afraid of El Serpento and do not want this website to be on his hit-list).
November 14th, 2005 at 6:19 pm
YOU SHOULD BE AFRAID OF ME BECAUSE I MONITOR ENTIRE INTERNET FOR PEOPLE WHO DO NOT THINK I AM BETTER THAN THEM! I CAN HOLD BREATH FOR ***45 SECONDS*** !!! THAT A WORLD RECORD AND ONLY KELP POWERS THAT I OWN (NOT FOR SALE) CAN MAKE THIS POSSIBLE. YOU ARE NOT ON MY HIT-LIST!
YOU ARE ON MY KNEE-TO-THE-FACE-LIST! HA HA HA!
VIVA EL SERPENTO!