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literally beat a website

October 14th, 2005 by Fitz
El Serpento beats website Fark.com

You might think it’s impossible to literally beat a website, but somehow El Serpento pulls it off.

Okay, technically he is beating a representation of a website, but I’ll declare it a correct use of literally (only because I am afraid of El Serpento and do not want this website to be on his hit-list).

One Response to “literally beat a website”

  1. EL SERPENTO Says:

    YOU SHOULD BE AFRAID OF ME BECAUSE I MONITOR ENTIRE INTERNET FOR PEOPLE WHO DO NOT THINK I AM BETTER THAN THEM! I CAN HOLD BREATH FOR ***45 SECONDS*** !!! THAT A WORLD RECORD AND ONLY KELP POWERS THAT I OWN (NOT FOR SALE) CAN MAKE THIS POSSIBLE. YOU ARE NOT ON MY HIT-LIST!

    YOU ARE ON MY KNEE-TO-THE-FACE-LIST! HA HA HA!

    VIVA EL SERPENTO!

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